I’m in Control

Act One
Scene One

Me on the phone with Poison control.

Medical Professional: Hello how can I be of service to you today?

Me: My daughter just ate a whole Robin’s egg. Is that okay, I’ve heard they’re poisonous.

Medical Professional: Is she coughing, gagging, or showing discoloration.

Me: No, she actually looks pretty proud of herself.

Medical Professional: *Chuckles* Now just to be clear we are talking about an actual Robin’s egg here not the street drug that goes by that name, correct.

Me: Correct

Medical Professional: And she ate the whole egg? Shell and all?

Me: Yes

Medical Professional: *Chukles again* as long as she doesn’t start vomiting or diarrhea just watch for food poisoning symptoms and she should be fine. Make sure she stays hydrated and have a great day.

Scene

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One thought on “I’m in Control

  1. Kaylie- I love that you have issues like this! Makes me feel normal and gives me something to chuckle at! Thank you for sharing!

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